susan on fame

Susan: I mean, I don't even want to be famous. Because I'm sure if I get famous, someone will stalk me and murder me while I'm weeding my organic heirloom tomato garden or something. Because I have high cheekbones. And all murdered starlets had high cheekbones. I know everyone says that high cheekbones are like, gorgeous, but they don't know the constant fear I live in. It's a curse, really. Beauty and tragedy go hand in hand, you know.