Sunday, December 26, 2010

MAYBE I AM ACTUALLY 13

the later i stay up, the more wall posts i post that start with OMG and then go on in all caps. and then i look at my wall and because of the new facebook feature, i can see exactly what i wrote. and all i feel is deep shame and somberness.

i'm sure this is what alcoholics feel like the next day when they realize that they were the cause of their loved ones' bruised faces. except probably even worse.






if you are offended by this, i apologize wholeheartedly. may the infant jesus strike me down with projectile vomit.

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