no pants, japanese humor, mean girls, super, glosoli

1. The No Pants Look
    You guys, I really love not wearing pants. Seriously, my entire soul feels like it's a drifting spirit once I do away with the pants. Jeans especially. It doesn't matter how rockin I happen to look in my AE Stretch Artist Dark Denim Jeans, half the time when I'm wearing them, I just seriously want to get out of them. Not sexually or anything though, more like, I just prefer mobility of the legs. So I've recently become a big fan of leggings, despite the fact that I have been adamantly anti-legging ever since middle schoolers busted on the scene with that gaywad jean skirt-lace leggings-flats look. Yeah, it looked pretty dumb. I'm so sorry if you thought you looked cool. Maybe you did, but I thought you guys looked kind of like you were kidnapped by Austin Powers and then accidentally dropped into the '80s and then crawled back into 2007. Ick. But anyways, leggings rock, especially since I love my legs.
     Okay this brings me to another point. There is always a part of your body that you should just absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE. I don't care how much you dislike the rest of your body, everyone absolutely needs that one thing where they look in the mirror, and they go, "Wow, I look bangin. . ." Or that part of your body that you just want to accentuate. It'll make you love yourself more.
     But back to No Pants. You guys, No Pants (specifically leggings No Pants) are a daring risk that you have to take to see if you can rock it. If people think you look good, they will tell you. So put on a thong (sorry guys, kinda necessary) and wiggle into some sex-ayness.
     And over all, yay for summer when you can just go out wearin shorts. Or bikini bottoms. Or if you're extra daring, pull a Donald Duck and go pantsless?

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc2Csu0CJfw
    I was so anti-Japanese game show for the past 3 years because that faux-Japanese game show on ABC made me want to stick my head in the fish tank and inhale. But the other day, these random old family friends came over with their college-aged son, who I haven't seen since I was fat. So it's been about 7 or 8 years. So I had to hang out with him and entertain him. So of course we sat in silence for about 3 hours as we both texted and watched Big Bang Theory. Awk-ward. You guys, normally, I'm a pretty bubbly and gabbity individual, but this kid once told me to stop eating potato chips because that was the reason I was really fat. Can you say SCARRED? (scarred, as in scarface, not scared, as in paranormal activity). Well then I pulled out the laptop and he showed me like 43 clips of Japanese game shows, and then any and all childhood animosity was forgotten because, you guys, it was basically murdered by how F-ING LOUD WE WERE LAUGHING. Japanese people definitely have an f'd up (read HILARIOUS) sense of humor. Watch this, this is what made me nearly puke, I was laughing so hard. Unfortunately, after hearing the fact that we were enjoying ourselves so much, his dad immediately hinted that we should date. . .probs not gonna happen, ever. I'm like JWOWW (a girl from Jersey Shore, one of the most rippin shows out there, for those of you unfamiliar with MTV) you guys, call me or my friends fat and you are outta there.

3. Mean Girls
    On all of my college apps, I put that my favorite movie is Mean Girls because I am not going to go and make up some bullshit that my fav movie is something thoughtful like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (which is a really fantastic movie, but just not my favorite). Listen, I've seen Mean Girls maybe 150 or so times. The very first time was with these two girls in sixth grade and I actually didn't like them very much but I really wanted them to like me (looking back, so not worth it as I think one is now a drug addict. . .and the other maybe "living her life for Christ" as a missionary? not quite sure. . .). But they made fun of me because I felt so bad because it was PG-13 and I was only 11 you guys. I mean, I totally lied to admissions to go watch it. And then they made fun of me because apparently I was a total n00b (tee hee, may you live long and prosper, VULCAN SALUTE! <-- that was all a little jab at me being a Nerdette) when it came to hearing people cuss (which is so ridic now, as most of my social jargon is composed of dirty words. . .) But I've recovered since then and I can quote the movie pretty fluently. Basically Tina Fey's a genius--from x-y-l-o-c-a-r-p to Gretchen speaking Vietnamese, Mean Girls is a glance of pure, wonderful, unadulterated sucio teenagerness.

4. Suprasanna

    Okay, Suprasanna is seriously one of the most ballin people I have ever met. I'm pretty sure that he can talk to anybody and they like him. I really haven't ever met anyone who has said that they dislike Suprasanna. Why is he so great? 1.) Suprasanna is a genius. No, you guys, seriously. His computer skills bust the weave off of Tyra Banks' head. He's going to be the next Facebook Billionaire or Bill Gates. You guys, he and Sam Lyon already have their own business. (check it out here http://www.interactiveml.com/) And he can hack onto anything. 2.) Suprasanna is super humble. It's like he came out of the birthing canal with a slice of humble pie stuffed into his mouth. It's rare that you hear about any of his issues, and I don't think I've ever seen him angry (I've heard a legend that he once did try to exact revenge on someone, but I don't believe it). So you really have to ask him about his life in order for him to spill. Also he is willing to let girls buy clothes for him. 3.) Suprasanna is the best listener in the world. You know how some people talk to their dogs or llamas because they have issues that humans just don't seem to understand? Well Suprasanna is better!!! Because he responds and gives sympathetic advice! And you're just so whatever around him, it's like he puts off this aura of calmness. Think of him like Lupin - werewolfness (if you're a Potter fan), or Jasper - bloodthirstiness (if you're a Twilight fan). So what I'm trying to say is this: Suprasanna is super human, so it's probably appropriate that he also goes by Super. And he better get a good wife, or something is seriously wrong in the world, and I won't believe in a higher being anymore.

5. Sigur Ros's "Glosoli" Music Video
     HOLY CRAP!!! Back when I was still very much a teenybopper and into music like Ashlee Simpson and Ryan Freaking Cabrera (hahahhahhahahahha), and into books like The Clique and into clothes from Aeropostale and into boys who had long sk8r hair, I heard about Sigur Ros from my brothaaaa from da same mothaaa (tee hee), who was trying to expose his little baby sis to some real music. I listened to it and thought it was pretty stupid and weird. And only recently have I come to realize the error of my ways!!! YOU GUYS!!! Sigur Ros is bitchin. It's boss as hell AND off da hook. It's like you took your Grandma's classical parlor music and then threw it into Pandora (of Avatar fame) and this is what came out. I didn't really "get it" until I happened upon this music video. It's beautiful and has such a warm, buttery, fantasmo, rainy (it's a teensy bit negative?) aura about it. It's like you are watching the audio-video equivalent of buttered toast and baby lambs baaing for their moms--just think about that you guys. It's kinda freaky though, just go into it with this thought: I will give it a listen and then make a decision. So here's the video that opened up my world to Sigur Ros: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_MJAOyOeU