Algebralimia: A eating disorder I just made up while eating french fries
Alice, on her new diet method: It's okay, I just binge on french fries and tortilla chips. And then I binge on negative calorie foods. Like celery and apples. And then I'm neutral again. It's simple algebra! It's like binging and purging. Except instead of purging, it's nullifying. Binging and nullifying. Or algebralimia. It's gonna be the newest eating disorder, I just know it.
Mary: Go put on a two piece Alice.
Alice: I don't need to prove myself.
Mary: Fat.
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