important announcement 4

This is a retraction to important announcement 3. That is, I have decided to start wearing makeup normally again. I mean, not being defensive here, but, sorry not sorry that I don't live in some kind of freaky polygamist commune without mirrors, reflective windows or shiny black cars. Seriously, don't let Big Love fool you, polygamist wives are not very cute--and I'm sure it's because they don't walk past as many shiny surfaces as I do. #NotAPolygamistWifeGirlProblems

important announcement 3

I've decided to no longer wear makeup except on special occasions so people will be shocked by how pretty I am.

important announcement 2

Turns out if your tongue goes numb when you eat celery, it means you're allergic to celery.

important announcement

After 19 long years of culinary taste experience, I've finally decided that my favorite fruit is the pineapple.