me n dad (roughly translated)

Dad: I found some deals online, some fun family activities while we're all on break!
Me: Oh cool? The Nutcracker?
Dad: Ha! No, why pay when we can volunteer to be ushers and watch it from the side aisles for free?
Me: ...
Dad: How about Las Vegas tomorrow and then coming back on Christmas Day?
Me: What? Las Vegas?!
Dad: Yeah, 2 days in Las Vegas. It's a great deal.
Me: No I don't want to go.
Dad: It's a great deal.
Me: I seriously don't want to go.
Dad: Your mom doesn't want to go either. But it's a great deal.
Me: No one wants to go.
Dad: It's a great deal.

2 hours later

Dad: You know, I'm envisioning us flying on a plane to Las Vegas tomorrow.