When rando people say hi to you when you go out and you blank on their names, but it's okay because you can just pretend you're drunk. Even though you only sipped the chaser OJ because you're trying to lose weight, and hello, at 70 calories a shot, that's not going to work out. But thank god because that girl (what's her name again?) totally forgives you because you are such a pro at being "drunk" . . . which doesn't make you fake, it just makes you smart, duh. Okay maybe this isn't a "only in college" statement, but also a "Real Housewives of ________" statement. Because those betches are drunk always. We think.
-mary & alice philosophy.
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