Little Girl: Hi! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies to help support my troop?
Alice: I don't support the war in Iraq. Plus I don't eat cookies, unless they are diet cookies, with ephedra in it.
Little Girl: What's that?
Alice: You know, that thing that makes you really thin.
Little Girl: Oh. . .well we have Thin Mints.
Alice: Do they have ephedra in it?
Little Girl: They're called Thin Mints, so probably.
Alice: So that's how you little skanks stay so skinny! Give me eleven boxes!
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