A reflection on death.

Guys, here I was, just googling "I want an awesome epitaph" and this came up as the eighth search result: TOMBSTONE EPITAPHS' -- FUN FOR SENIOR CITIZENS?!?!???!?!

This is so hilar I literally almost bit the dust myself after seeing it. . . I mean, who would use an apostrophe in that location, right?! Sooooo ridiculously rollicking. When I saw this, I clutched my gut in unstoppable laughter, and tears began streaming down my face--punctuation errors, oh how funny are the little people in the world who simply can't match up to my preponderance in grammatical prowess! I stopped breathing a little from my apostrophe-induced shrieking and knee-slapping, but then I quickly resumed respiration again after reminding myself that if I cashed in my chips at that particular moment, I would be going into the fertilizer business with a boring epitaph, which is absolutely and completely so last century in my book.

Hence why I was googling away in the first place. A terribly dull epitaph on my tombstone would simply kill me.




Obviously this search result is also hilar for other reasons.