20/20

Guys, glasses seem to be top dawg in my current world. It's like, I'm just bouncing along to my 10:30 Spanish class, ponytail swinging and swag emanating from my pores and BAM! I see some totally dope homeboy has created a SNOW HEAD WITH GLASSES on the New Haven Green! And I was like, a.) whoever made this is cooler than me (this is not a reference to Mike Posner. Also, at this point, the swag stopped flowing. I don't know about your swag, but my swag chills the fuck out when it has been outswagged. By snow heads wearing glasses.) and b.) glasses make everything better.

Where would Tina Fey be if she didn't have her cute black frames? EMMY-LESS! What would Arthur be if he didn't have his glasses? BLIND! Who would Jonny Depp be without his glasses? NOT INDIE! What would Harry Potter be if he didn't have glasses? NOT THE CHOSEN ONE! Where would Sarah Palin be without glasses? STILL NOWHERE! SHE'S FROM ALASKA, COME ON!

Of course it's not just famous/fictional people who can rock da framezz! As they are in every field of life, the Asians have always been on top of their shit in this particular trend. Everywhere I look, I see an Asian with glasses on. In the dining halls. At the gym. On top of co-eds. At Walgreens. On Gossip Girl. In the mirror. We have got our shit together. In fact, I'm sure this snow head was meant to be Asian! That's probably why I freakin love it, let's be honest here y'all!

As a spunky l'il non-sequitur though, my glasses are actually men's glasses because my head is so big. It's fine. I'm comfortable with my head size. Sorry I'm not sorry, I just have more brains than the average human I guess. Swag is back.