just some explanation i guess

Hi people.

I'm leaving for college in 5 days. I know, holy mother of pearl, am I right? Like I really shouldn't be going to college. . .that's for old people. 

But basically there's been a real dearth of good posts lately (I know, a. dearth means "lack" and b. I say this shit all the time). I've just been spending more time with my friends and you know, procrastinating on packing and everything. I think I'll try to write more posts like my 4th of July post. That's really what I'm aiming for here. Everything else besides the 4th of July post is kind of like crackhead mumbling. Entertaining, but really totally crazy and not worth anything.

So that's an idea of what I'm striving for here people.

But in other news: I cuss so much, it's kinda fuckin crazy. Literally it's gotten to the point where bad words really have no effect on me other than to enhance my linguistic power, if that makes any sense. Like I use cuss words for stylistic purposes more than anything else. Dare I even go as far as to say that I employ cussing in order to advance my rhetoric? Maybe. (I guess Abe Lincoln and I just are not on the same page when it comes to what we use to develop our ethos and shit.) I can't get through a day without cussing. Is this realization akin that moment where meth enthusiasts realize that they are meth addicts? Possibly. Fuck you guys, I'm a cusshead. Cuss junkie. Cuss addict. Cuss whore. I don't even know anymore. Shit! 

Hahha but in all reality, this will probably get worse with college instead of getting better. . . I haven't hit rock bottom yet.