Sophomore year of English, semi-colons were like the three-headed dog to my Harry Potter. I had no idea how to tackle them and they were basically enigmas. But then dear Mr. Reeder (and I use the "dear" very loosely, not because I disliked him, but mainly because he just seems too rigid to be dear) taught me how to use semi-colons (a la Hagrid, the flute and Fluffy). Since then, whenever I spot a perfect position for it, I always use it. Although sometimes I do doubt whether I use it right. But it's whatever. It's just one of those things that, however rarely it is used, when it is used, you feel Einstein-caliber when using it. And it's always good when you feel smart. . .
PS type of thing: Because many people in the English-speaking world are too uninformed about grammar and that kinda shat, people refer to the semi-colon as "endangered," which makes it even more sexy. It's like the cheetah of the language world. Sex-ay! Haha, are you totally not seeing an English teacher woo the apple of his eye with his use of semi-colons? Cause I totally am.
2. The Moment When Traffic Lights Turn From Normal To Blinking
You know what I'm talking about, right? There's one point at night (typically it's at 10 pm in the 'burbs) when minor intersection traffic lights stop directing traffic and instead flash yellow and red (depending on the light). I had never seen the exact moment when normal changed to blinking up until a few weeks ago in my best friend's car. We were going off to Buffalo Wild Wings. The night air was perfect--ya know, cool, crisp, non-humid (so our hurr wouldn't frizz and shiz), yet still distinctly scented with summer. The timing was beautiful--10 pm was rolling around the clock and I told her to slow down a little so we could catch that magical moment. And then all the traffic lights went through their patterns (even left turn signals that usually don't light up unless someone is waiting to go), and then the blinking started. It was crazy. Ke$ha (she kind of looks like John Travolta, think about it) was playing in the background. It was a sign of a good summer to come. I say it was a great kick off to summer.
3. Documentary Music

4. The Term "Cabrewing"
It means drinking and canoeing, something that doesn't interest me, but still. Pure genius.
5. Writing Shit Down In Your Phone

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