I'm Starting To Like These Quickie Updates

So I think I'm not going to update 5 every 2-3 days, and instead maybe 5 when I feel like it, and then a few sporadically in between. Sorry if 5 is like. . .your thing or something, and now you can't read my blog anymore because there's not going to be exactly 5 things. . .bummer, but i don't care because there are dying people in Haiti and off the Ethiopian coast and you are just freaking out because you have a freaky fetish with fives. Serves you the fuck right !!!

NEWAYZ (as my english paper totally sits abandoned. . .)

1.) http://www.latfh.com/
          Okay, so you guys know how I have this affinity for making fun of people. . .okay well the creators of this website obviously think people are hi-larious as well because this is a website dedicated to makin fun of all DA HIPSTAHS IN DA HAUS. Now sometimes I'll be reading this website and my feelings will be hurt because I'm all. . .hey! I would totally wear that! Or at least I'd admire someone wearing that. . .and then they go and blast them and I'm just like fuck off! the hipsters are people too !!!
        Let's clear up how I feel about hipsters: go hipsters! They've got more gumption and balls to wear something rather than mall-brand, suburban prepster approved AE and Hollister clothes. Like if you wanna grow out your hair and wear a fedora all for the purposes of stickin it to the man, go for it. Sometimes I wish I could totally be a hipster and look all Jaded Youth and shiz, but alas hipster appearance requirements include thick black framed glasses and aqua skinny jeans which I just can't rock because, let's be honest, I am not hipster enough.
          But here's where I start going into HAHA land with hipsters: Uhm, hello, the whole purpose of being a hipster is to be unique, original and totally non-conformist, yeah? Well why the fuck does every hipster look alike then? Like you go on a subway or into Half Price Books, and you're just like, yep, that's a hipster. Just like you go into Hollister, and you're like, yep that's a middle schooler/freshman/sad, sad upperclassman with a stunted taste in fashion who likes to listen to Ke$ha, Chris Brown and their pals on Kiss 107. (tee hee I still shop at Hollister sometimes. . .if that explains anything). But yes. If you're going to be a hipstah take some fuckin risks !! Perhaps some bodacious BELL BOTTOMS in place of those hawt skinny jeans and John Lennon glasses in place of the Clark Kent glasses (sexy as he looks in them. . .).

also this is an interesting excerpt on hipsters from Time (taken from Wikipedia, aka my BFF4L)

"Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They're the people who wear t-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you've never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don't care."

— Time, July 2009^[4]

. . .I'll just leave you with that thought and giggle.

and you guys!! I would have some totally bitchin images to support this post. . .but my netgear keeps on blocking all these random sites, including google images. so you'll just have to do without. . .